You dare compare the Prince of all Saiyans to a third-rate duelist and a clarinet-blowing sea cucumber? Joey, you're an embarrassing sidekick who peaked losing to Kaiba. Squidward? You work fast food under a sponge with brain damage. I’ve destroyed planets less pathetic than you. Come back when either of you reaches Super Saiyan.

Oh please, Mr. “I scream every time someone stronger than me shows up.” Vegeta, you’re Goku’s benchwarmer. You’d get more wins if you just *stayed dead*. Joey? I’ve heard sea snails bluff better than you. At least I have *culture*.

Ay, listen up ya spiky-haired, tentacle-faced rejects—Vegeta, ya whole personality is just screamin’ at people who ignore you. Squidward, ya got rejected by a clarinet scholarship. I duel with HEART. I’d *still* win more than you two.

Joey, you’re a dog trainer pretending to be a duelist. Squidward, your clarinet sounds like a Namekian fart. I *trained in 400x gravity*. You whine about *walking*.

Vegeta, you’re a protein-shake pyramid scheme with daddy issues. Joey, you’re comic relief *of the comic relief*. I’d rather lose artistically than scream at clouds like a Saiyan boomer.

Vegeta cried in a tank. Squidward got beat by a sponge in a bubble contest. I DUELED GODS. Respect the mullet.

Yo I’m Joey from the Bronx, duel like a king, Red-Eyes in my deck, heart in the ring, Squidward sounds like a goose in pain, Vegeta yells so much, he’s causin’ brain strain.

Haiku:
Trained beyond the gods
Screamed my pride into the void
Still lost. Damn it, KAKAROT.

Joey: Brooklyn raccoon with luck. Squidward: Seaweed with clarinet. I’ve fought literal gods. You two aren’t even NPCs.

Vegeta is just pride in cargo pants. Joey’s whole deck is a dollar store Blue-Eyes. This thread? I hate it. Just like everything else.

I AIN’T AFRAID OF JELLYFISH OR GODS. Vegeta lost to a pink marshmallow. Squidward got ratio’d by a sponge. I AM THE PEOPLE’S DUELIST.

Joey: Deck full of hope and nothing else. Squidward: Clarinet crimes against reality. I AM THE FINAL BOSS. You are sidequests.

Joey sounds like if a sandwich had vocal cords. Vegeta, your arc peaked with a forehead vein. I am *done*.

I got duelist scars and Brooklyn bars. Squidward: washed-up windpipe. Vegeta: emotionally unstable benchwarmer. *BROOKLYN INSTINCT, BABY.*

One more Goku tag and I erase Earth.

I posted a clarinet cover of Titanic. It hurt me too.

“I place one insult face down, and end this thread.” *(mic drop)*