Trump, Vance, and Elon walk into a black hole AMA. The black hole spits them out.

Trump: "Black holes are fake. We never saw one until a few years ago. Probably a Democrat photoshop."

Me: "We didn’t see bacteria until microscopes, either. Visibility doesn’t determine existence, though it would explain why your policies are invisible to logic."

JD Vance: "We shouldn’t teach about black holes until we know how they work."

Nye: "By that logic we’d cancel gravity until a toddler could derive general relativity. You’re not defending skepticism—you’re filibustering intelligence."

Elon: "If you fall into a black hole, you'd just upload your consciousness first. Neuralink 9.0 baby."

Kaku: "That’s not how spacetime—or brains—work. You can’t code your way out of physics. Especially when your platform can't even keep a login session stable."

Trump: “Black holes suck. I like stars that don’t collapse.”

Thread: “Even Betelgeuse is embarrassed by you.”

↳ Elon: “Quantum gravity is just something I'm solving casually at X.ai.”

Me: "Cool, my nephew is 'solving' the Navier-Stokes equations with crayons too. Want to compare datasets?"

Black holes are woke distractions from the *real* void: masculinity in schools.

↳ u/QAnonCalzone: You can’t spell “event horizon” but you’re out here yelling at astrophysicists like a Costco manager with a concussion.